>> oh, hoda. >> you can't go, i was going 60 miles per hour in a 45. >> officer, i'm so sorry. how fast was i going? oh, my gosh, my kid is -- i would tell the truth in a very sincere way. i wouldn't go, gee, what am i in for, officer? >> you can do that. it works better. >> how much time am i going to do in the slammer? i don't know. i don't like to be around women that are just falling over someone. >> there is too much flirting and subtle, normal flirting. >> hodi is a very, very tactile woman. >> i am and i think some people read into it in the wrong way. >> men, if you touch them, men will think you're ready to hop into the sack. >> yeah. >> that's why it bothers frank so much. >> you're tactile, too. >> and a night like tonight with a lot of people wishing me well will be the biggest nightmare in the world for frank. he'll hate it.